On MAGA Propaganda Bullies

Propaganda Bullies’ Creed

trump 2020 SOTU
 Has-been bully-in-chief

                                                          We believe in The Donald. We believe the Senate was right to acquit the Donald. We believe a fair trial is one with no witnesses, and that the trial was therefore fair. We believe the House was unfair because it found evidence against The Donald.

We believe that if The Donald did something that he believed would get himself reelected, that was in the public interest and can’t be the kind of thing that resulted in impeachment.

We believe former national security adviser John Bolton had no relevant testimony because he didn’t leave the White House on good terms.

We believe The Donald’s call was perfect. We believe he was deeply concerned about corruption in Ukraine. We believe The Donald could find Ukraine on a map. We believe Ukraine interfered with the 2016 election, and that the intelligence community’s suggestion otherwise was a Deep State lie. We believe the Democratic National Committee server was in Ukraine, where CrowdStrike hid it.

We believe President Barack Obama placed a “tapp” on the president’s phones in 2016, and that the Russia investigation was a plot to keep him from winning, even though the plotters didn’t think he could win.

We believe former special counsel Robert S. Mueller III was conflicted because he quit one of the president’s golf clubs, and that he and his Angry Democrats conducted a Witch Hunt to destroy The Donald. But we believe Mueller’s report totally exonerated The Donald, because it found no collusion and no obstruction.

We believe it would be okay for the president to say he grabs women by their p—–s, because he was a star, and stars are allowed to do that. But we believe he didn’t say that, even though he apologized for it, because I believe the “Access Hollywood” tape was doctored, because he said it was.

We believe E. Jean Carroll lied when she accused the president of rape, because he said she’s not his type. We believe the dozens of other women who accused him of sexual misconduct are also lying, because he would never think of grabbing them by their p—–s or anything else.

We believe The Donald didn’t know Michael Cohen was paying off porn star Stormy Daniels, and that Cohen did it on his own, because The Donald had no reason to pay her off. We  believe The Donald was reimbursing Cohen for his legal expertise.

We believe The Donald is a good Christian, because TV pastors say so, and that it’s okay he doesn’t ask for God’s forgiveness, because he doesn’t need to, since he’s the Chosen One. We  believe The Donald knows the Bible, and that two Corinthians are better than one.

We believe The Donald wants to release his taxes but has not because he’s under audit, which is why he has fought all the way to the Supreme Court not to disclose them. We believe he will disclose them when the audit is over, and that they will show him to be as rich and honest as he says he is.

We believe The Donald is a very stable genius, and that he repeatedly tells us so because it’s true. We believe The Donald can spell. We  believe any spelling mistakes he makes are because he’s a very busy man who doesn’t watch much TV, or because he’s intentionally triggering the libs.

We believe Hurricane Dorian was headed straight for Alabama. We believe The Donald’s map wasn’t altered with a Sharpie, and that if it was, he didn’t do it, since he didn’t need to because he was right.

We believe The Donald didn’t call Apple’s CEO “Tim Apple,” and that he said “Tim Cook of Apple” really, really fast, but that if he did say “Tim Apple,” it was to save words, which he always tries to do.
We believe windmills are bad and cause cancer.

We believe there was a mass shooting in Toledo and that there were airports during the Revolution, because The Donald said so.

We believe The Donald is defeating socialism, despite the subsidies he’s paying to save farmers from his protectionism and the $3.2 trillion he’s added to the national debt during his term.

We believe The Donald has made tremendous progress building the wall, that Mexico paid for it in the trade deal, that the wall will soon run from San Diego to the Gulf of Mexico, that it will stop those caravans cold, and that it won’t fall down.

We believe The Donald has a 95 percent approval rating among Republicans, and that there’s no need to cite polls for that. We believe The Donald had the largest inaugural crowd ever, regardless of what any photos from liberal bureaucrats might show.

We believe there is no longer a nuclear threat from North Korea.

We believe China pays all tariffs levied on imported Chinese goods.
We believe The Donald is truthful. We believe the Fake News media lied each of the 16,241 times they have said he has made a false or misleading claim.

We believe The Donald is selfless, and always puts the nation’s interests first. We believe he isn’t a narcissist, but he’d be entitled to be one if he were one.

We believe The Donald would never exercise his presidential powers to advance his personal interests, but if he did, that would be okay, because whatever is in his personal interests is necessarily in the nation’s interests as well.

We believe Article II of the Constitution gives the president the right to do whatever he wants.

I reworked the article below to reflect our current month and year. Conway published his article in 2020 and it’s parodied truths remain true for The Donald’s supporters today.

George Conway: I believe the president, and in the president (02/05/2020)

Author: Arthur Ruger

Married and in a wonderful relationship. Retired Social Worker, Veteran, writer, author, blogger, musician,. Lives in Coeur D' Alene, Idaho

2 thoughts on “On MAGA Propaganda Bullies”

  1. Stop talking about him. Bring him up again when he is indicted, convicted, and sentenced to prison for his treasonous behavior. Until then, just stop……

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