Folks, General Trump and Sargent O’Reilly are calling us to duty.

Oh, we’ll rally round the flag boys
We’ll rally once again
Shouting the battle cry of Christmas
We will rally from the hillside
We’ll gather from the plain
Shouting the battle cry of Christmas

Merry Christmas forever
Hurrah boys hurrah
Down with the godless, gather round the bar
While we rally round the flag boys
Rally once again
Shouting the battle cry of Christmas