Why do some of them there presidential candidates say some of the strangest things? Cause they’re talking mainly to audiences like the one this Southern mayor presides over.

Let's see now ... I'll look in the Topical Guide ... hmmm ... potholes and prayer ... there it is.

Let’s see now … I’ll look in the Topical Guide … hmmm … potholes and prayer … there it is.

 
 
“Residents should have known something was up when their mayor, Tony Yarber, tweeted out this message a few days ago: Lord I trust you with it all so I’m surrendering it all.”
 
What did he mean by that?
 
“Yes, I believe we can pray potholes away. Moses prayed and a sea opened up.”
 
Where did this happen? That would be Jackson Mississippi … Woody.
 
“So he “tried” paying to have the roads fixed, but lacking money, the alternative was praying. So far there have been no reports of immaculate construction in the area. The potholes remain unfilled.”
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