Number Six Fits Me To a T

This foto is ten years old, taken after I got dizzy at work and fell off my chair in my module.

Many a student slogging through Herman Melville’s Moby Dick has come across this passage, sure to be misapprehended by the modern reader:

“What of it, if some old hunks of a sea-captain orders me to get a broom and sweep down the decks? What does that indignity amount to, weighed, I mean, in the scales of the New Testament? Do you think the archangel Gabriel thinks anything the less of me, because I promptly and respectfully obey that old hunks in that particular instance?”

Old hunks? How old? Like Harrison Ford old, or only Idris Elba old?

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