LIVES OF NOISY DESPERATION

Republican reaction to Biden’s SOTU: When ya got nothing else throw turds in the air

As in:

OutKick’s Clay Travis, 9:44 p.m.: “What drugs have they shot him up with tonight? This is not how normal people talk.”
Right-wing cartoonist Ben Garrison, 9:45 p.m.: “They really jacked up Joe with the drugs tonight- think there’s a IV bag under his jacket?”
TownHall’s Kurt Schlicter, 9:49 p.m.: “Maybe the paramedic who called into @HughHewitt this morning and told me Biden would be on cocaine was right!”
Podcaster Monica Crowley, 9:53 p.m.: “Biden, pumped full of god-knows-what drugs to make it through this pack of lies, blasts Pharma.”
Fox contributor Mollie Hemingway, 9:54 p.m.: “Plot twist: It was Joe Biden’s cocaine in the White House!”
RealClearInvestigations’ Mark Hemingway, 9:57 p.m.: “The rushed jittery pace of this speech is the drugs, right?”
Fox host Greg Gutfeld, 10 p.m.: “Think we found out who that coke belonged to.”

Or how about these un-intelligent pieces of religious patriotism:
The Statement on Christian Nationalism and the Gospel

The manifesto, titled “The Statement on Christian Nationalism”, begins with a definition of “Christian Nationalism” that strives to implement a Scripture-based system of government whereby Christ-ordained “civil magistrates” exercise authority over the American public.

Specifically, it states that “Christian Nationalism is a set of governing principles rooted in Scripture’s teaching that Christ rules as supreme Lord and King of all creation, who has ordained civil magistrates with delegated authority to be under Him, over the people, to order their ordained jurisdiction by punishing evil and promoting good for His own glory and the common good of the nation.”

Trump Allies Want To Conquer America for Jesus

Under the heading, “Big Picture,” the manifesto claims to “affirm that this Christian Nationalist project entails national recognition of essential Christian Orthodoxy (Article II) as a Christian consensus under Jesus Christ, the supreme Lord and King of all creation, and the establishment of the general equity of the Ten Commandments as the foundational law of the nation.” (Emphasis added.)

The manifesto also claims to affirm that, “All truth, claims and ethical standards must be tested by God’s final Word, which is Scripture alone.” (Emphasis added.) […]

The manifesto further denies “the authority of rulers to squelch civil disobedience if [in the authors’ opinion] the free and necessary worship of and obedience to the True One God is being hindered.” (Sounds like January 6.)

And another thing on the party’s low opinion of American voters. From the Silly Section’s files of bad ideas:

“The Statement on Christian Nationalism seeks to implement a Scripture-based system of government whereby Christ-ordained ‘civil magistrates’ exercise authority over the American public.”

(And in what hallowed halls would these ordinations and setting-aparts take place?)