Category: Kindergarten Konservatives

These then are the Koolaid drinkers who sipped too much of the Trump flavor.

They prance all over social media, posting and reposting very little original thought, rather the exaggerated and often downright false narratives of more creative members of that ideological choir that involves more than the dangerous silliness of QAnon.

Who are these who have continually bought into what is nothing more than partisan snake oil? Republican politicians still clinging to the Trump mirage, or as Senator Lindsey Graham put it quite succinctly, ”

“There’s something about Trump, there’s a dark side, and there’s some magic there. What I’m trying to do is just harness the magic. To me, Donald Trump is sort of a cross between Jesse Helms, Ronald Reagan, and P.T. Barnum. It’s just this bigger-than-life deal. He could make the Republican Party something that nobody else I know can make it. He can make it bigger. He can make it stronger. He can make it more diverse. And he also could destroy it.”

Although the Kindergarten Konservatives who make up the Trump voting base insist that somehow that voting base represents some sort of clownish electoral majority in this country, the facts have revealed that Trump did not know how then and never learned how to preside. We witness the unreasonable adoration of a leader who did nothing remarkable as president and who accomplished little that was not only unremarkable but was also mostly a series of policy and humanitarian disasters along with  totally flawed hiring decisions.

These then are the Koolaid drinkers who sipped too much of the Trump flavor.

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Make America Grate

Here’s who they’re lookin for … mostly in red states where more government money is accepted than paid into the system.

K I N D E R G A R T E N   K ON S E R V A T I V E S
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SEVEN HABITS OF HIGHLY GULLIBLE PEOPLE

 

1.  Kindergarten Konservatives believe that the nation is a kommunity of citizens that requires strong leadership, kollective identity, and the will and ability to commit violence and wage war in order to keep the nation strong. War is action that creates national spirit and vitality.

2.   Kulture is created by the historically triumphant superior race now living in America. Kultural ideas are what give individuals identity and those who don’t look like Kindergarten Konservatives have no valid kultural contributions.Kindergarten Konservatives thus reject individualism. There is only one true way to see and believe things. Pluralism is a dysfunctional aspect of society. There is no way pluralism causes Amerika to establish a national identity and global personality.

3. It is obvious that there can be more than one political party but each party must have their version of the one true political view. In fact, a single-party state would not be a bad idea.
4. Openness and opposition to konservatism is harmful to America. Kindergarten Konservatives reject and resist the autonomy of cultural or ethnic groups who are not considered a legitimate part our nation and who refuse to assimilate or are unable to be assimilated. Attempts to create such autonomy are an affront and threat to the nation.
5.   Kindergarten Konservatives believe Amerika will be made greater the more korporations and big businesses are left alone.  The political system must include as a basic tenet a business right to consider any product or service as a marketable kommodity from which capitalism ordains a right to extort a profit.

 

6.   Kindergarten Konservatives accuse liberals of creating anarchy through the support of democracy. Economic classes are not capable of properly running a nation. A merit-based aristocracy of wealthy businessmen must preside so as to regiment a nation’s forces of production and secure Amerika’s independence.

 

7.   Kindergarten Konservatives believe in extreme patriotism in the form of aggressive foreign policy. KKs advocate the use of threats or actual force against other countries in order to safeguard what is perceived as our Kountry’s national interests. We without shame proclaim Amerika to be the greatest country in the world and superior to all others.