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Are you suffering from EDS: Eternal Damnation Syndrome? Folks, have you been saved? Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior? Accepting Jesus as your personal savior is an important moment in the life of God's children. As the late Reverend Jerry Falwell told us, "if you are not a born again Christian you are a …

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Monkeying around with textbooks: I might make a good home-school teacher

I see where the libruls are now contemplating home schooling cause the queen of multi-level soap and cream is now the Secretary of Education which makes her the darling of the creationism crowd. I think I'll run an ad regarding my ability to teach stuff to all the home-schoolees. I think I got the right …

… Regarding the gods and prophets of our modern fundamentalists … the same will be said.

Thomas Bulfinch ... who said in the opening lines of the first chapter of his 19th-century masterpiece, (If you can't find the book, look here) "The religions of ancient Greece and Rome are extinct. The so-called divinities of Olympus have not a single worshiper among living men. They belong now not to the department of …

… from out of the literal minds of white evangelical Christianity emerged some of the silliest fiction ever written

    Years ago from out of the literal minds of white evangelical Christianity emerged some of the silliest fiction ever written. Literally millions of readers went prophetically gaga. Why, that series was so good, every thrift store in America still has a gaggle of those noisy books just in case you haven't read them. …

More from The Prophet Pat Robertson preaching to the Silly Section Choir

  More from the prophet Pat Robertson: Televangelist Pat Robertson said that people who smoked marijuana, used cocaine or consumed alcohol had been enslaved by vegetables. “God gave you and me as human beings authority, he gave us dominion over everything on this Earth,” the TV preacher explained on Monday’s 700 Club. “Over all the …

The Two Great Commandments

This!! Prayers to the God of War The two great commandments, (Love God and love your neighbors) require that you not see your neighbors through the eyes of your government, your politicians and most especially your religions and your preachers. Or this