I’m sorry to enlighten you, but Liberal Jesus isn’t the real Jesus. He’s nothing more than another sainted libtard.

All American Church of the Religious Right

We of Evangelical Rightists for Trump would like to clarify a few points that have mislead all you brothers and sisters for two centuries.

Who wants mandatory prayer in school?

The real Jesus

Who wants to weaken separation of church and state?

The real Jesus

Who wants censorship?

The Real Jesus

Who wants literal interpretation of Religious Scripture?

The real Jesus

Who opposes women’s rights?

The real Jesus

Who rejects the theory of evolution?

The real Jesus

Who favored on invasion of Iraq?

The real Jesus

Who opposes gay rights?

The real Jesus

Who opposes contraceptives?

The real Jesus

Who opposes sex education?

The real Jesus

Who favors corporal punishment?

The real Jesus

Who declares that there is only one TRUE God?

The real Jesus

Who declares that dissent is disloyalty?

The real Jesus

Who looks the other way when torture and murder happen – especially if it is the torture and murder of non-citizens?

The real Jesus

Who favors the death penalty?

For the Blowhard  News  Network,

I’m The Most Righteous Reverend, Franklin Duminyon