We of Evangelical Rightists for Trump would like to clarify a few points that have mislead all you brothers and sisters for two centuries.
Who wants mandatory prayer in school?
The real Jesus
Who wants to weaken separation of church and state?
The real Jesus
Who wants censorship?
The Real Jesus
Who wants literal interpretation of Religious Scripture?
The real Jesus
Who opposes women’s rights?
The real Jesus
Who rejects the theory of evolution?
The real Jesus
Who favored on invasion of Iraq?
The real Jesus
Who opposes gay rights?
The real Jesus
Who opposes contraceptives?
The real Jesus
Who opposes sex education?
The real Jesus
Who favors corporal punishment?
The real Jesus
Who declares that there is only one TRUE God?
The real Jesus
Who declares that dissent is disloyalty?
The real Jesus
Who looks the other way when torture and murder happen – especially if it is the torture and murder of non-citizens?
The real Jesus
Who favors the death penalty?
For the Blowhard News Network,
I’m The Most Righteous Reverend, Franklin Duminyon
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