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Are you suffering from EDS: Eternal Damnation Syndrome? Folks, have you been saved? Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior? Accepting Jesus as your personal savior is an important moment in the life of God's children. As the late Reverend Jerry Falwell told us, "if you are not a born again Christian you are a …

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Monkeying around with textbooks: I might make a good home-school teacher

I see where the libruls are now contemplating home schooling cause the queen of multi-level soap and cream is now the Secretary of Education which makes her the darling of the creationism crowd. I think I'll run an ad regarding my ability to teach stuff to all the home-schoolees. I think I got the right …

… Regarding the gods and prophets of our modern fundamentalists … the same will be said.

Thomas Bulfinch ... who said in the opening lines of the first chapter of his 19th-century masterpiece, (If you can't find the book, look here) "The religions of ancient Greece and Rome are extinct. The so-called divinities of Olympus have not a single worshiper among living men. They belong now not to the department of …

… from out of the literal minds of white evangelical Christianity emerged some of the silliest fiction ever written

    Years ago from out of the literal minds of white evangelical Christianity emerged some of the silliest fiction ever written. Literally millions of readers went prophetically gaga. Why, that series was so good, every thrift store in America still has a gaggle of those noisy books just in case you haven't read them. …

Who said this?

"“Just once, the world would like to see Christians claim ‘religious liberty’ compelling us to feed children or curb gun violence or combat cancer or anything remotely life affirming. Instead we use it to withhold wedding cakes…” Don't Judge Me for my Jesus Memes Lily Burana, LA Times Op Ed